He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
We're too hungover to prance.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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