So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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