And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
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brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
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second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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