Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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