Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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