Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
