You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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