Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
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They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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