awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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