Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Randomize