You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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