We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
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I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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