drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I understand Curling. That high.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Do plants get herpes?
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