its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
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The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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