Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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