Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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