Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
