you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
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The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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