Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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