Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
