Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She swung at the pinata with crutches
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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