wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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