I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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