is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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