i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
if only i could text you this smell
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
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She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
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The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
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