Don't you send me to vm
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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