: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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