I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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