So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
why do cheetos always look like penises
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
So. Much. Porn.
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