I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
