Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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