Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
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I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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