wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Randomize
