I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
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But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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