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(510): View more from California

I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.

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(727): View more from Florida

And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..

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(607): View more from New York

then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"

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(917): View more from New York City

still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl

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(541): View more from Oregon

I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.

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(623): View more from Arizona

I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.

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