Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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