Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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