dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
i need some magic done to my vagina
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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