its not stalking. its research.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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