you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
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remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
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I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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