I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
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SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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