Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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