She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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