Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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