It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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