so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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