there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
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WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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