2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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