Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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