I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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