it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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