Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Are my feet made of real feet?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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