You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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