Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
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What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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